Michigan Man Busted For Masturbating At Tim Horton’s
Let the cream stick jokes begin. A Michigan man is behind bars after having more than just coffee and donuts at a Farmington Hills Tim Horny's - I mean Tim Horton's.
Ali Ali, 39, is accused of having his hands down his pants and rubbing himself in the restaurant. Ugh. Fox 2 is reporting that Ali was making other customers uncomfortable. Do you think? OMG - I would have totally lost it. I gag if I find hair in my food, I cannot imagine sitting at Tim Horton's, drinking coffee and seeing some dude going to town on his own 'sticky bun'.
As you can imagine, he was asked to leave. Ali did not leave. Police were called and reports indicate when they arrived, he was sitting with his legs spread and erect. You can't even make this stuff up. Ali is being held on multiple charges including a disorderly person - obscene conduct and disturbing the peace.