Not Clowning Around! Clown Threatens To Set Liquor Store On Fire!

In my opinion there is nothing stranger than a clown.  An adult person that wants to paint his/her face, wear a bright red nose, raggedy clothes and call themselves "Bubbles" or "Chuckles" has some issues.

This is proof of that.  Police in  Austin, TX arrested a drunk clown (Whiskey The Clown maybe?) after he threatened to burn down a liquor store.  Apparently bozo was denied alcohol because the guy behind the counter thought he was too drunk already.  Well, this clown was in no mood to "clown around".  He warned the clerk he would return to kill him, burn down the building and make a balloon animal out of him!  ( Everything is true accept for the balloon animal part,  I made that up).

Of course the store clerk called the police and described the clown as quote:

"rodeo clown transvestite".

Sounds like some peeps on Dort Hwy.  The drunken clown was arrested a short time later.  If you are looking for a drunk clown for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs or baby showers, call Chris Monroe at (810) 251 -5101!