Police Looking for MI Man That Pooped in a Box in Meijer

It's not every day that we get to share a classy story like this one.

Police are trying to track down a guy that dropped his pants in a Michigan Meijer and took a crap into an empty box.

According to WDIV, the incident happened last Thursday around 3:50 p.m. at Meijer in Van Buren Township. The man also stole something before he left the store.

I would stick up for the guy if it was one of those situations where he had no choice but to poop in a box but that doesn't seem to be the case here. The guy actually took a dump into an empty box then sealed it back up and put it on the shelf. What kind of a sick bastard does this?

He left the parking lot in a light-colored Ford Escape.

Anyone with information is asked to contact Det. Harrison at 734-699-8937.

I've got a couple of buddies that have crapped their pants while being stuck in traffic, thankfully I wasn't with them and had to take their word for it.

I have another buddy that unloaded in his pants while stepping out of his car after eating a steak dinner while on a first date. I never laughed so hard in my life when he was telling me about it. I've been waiting for the right time to be able to share that with the public. He's going to hate me but it's too good of a story to not share.

I can honestly say though, I don't have a friend that's ever pooped in an empty box in a store. My friends might be gross but they're not animals.