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This is by far one of the worst things you will see today, but it's also kinda funny at the same time.

Just another reminder that we should all be washing our hands after using the restroom. Source: <a href="https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3131851/tiktoker-goes-viral-for-her-story-about...-wait.-no...-this-cant-be...-having-pin-worms-in-her-butthole">Barstool Sports</a>

Butt wait - they are not mine!

Is this kid getting money from 'Always'? He should be if he isn't! I don't know if this little guy has a photographic memory, but he certainly has me convinced that his mom has bought maxi pads in the past - you know for her butt! Mom however is not having it!

I will drink pretty much anything. However, I would not drink anything that was opened by a butt. Would you? I guess it is kind of a cool party trick, it is probably really funny if you are as loaded as the people in this video appear to be. They seem to be having nothing butt a good time!

Story problems are common on school tests. Questions that involve the size of a butt or in this case &quot;bootie&quot; are not. I can't recall if I ever took a test with a question about ass size, I am thinking not. Students in North Carolina did, causing on parent to butt in!

Who knew a Lungfish needed to come with instructions? A Lungfish does NOT belong in your butt. Too bad this Brazilian man did not get that memo. Yes ladies and gentleman this happened and we have the video to prove it. To add insult to injury, you can hear nurses laughing during surgery to remove the animal from the unidentified mans butt!

Spoiler alert, we are all going to die! Even you! Just how we will die is the question. I know one thing, I would hate to die with a foot up my ass. I don't know how I missed this story, so in case you did too - here it is.

Check out this class act walking around Walmart digging in her butt with her fingers. This woman really is disgusting and that isn't even the most disgusting part of the video, it gets worse. Watch and find out what happens next.

Meet Sarah Massey from Chicago, she has the biggest butt on the planet and isn't ashamed one bit. Get this, she is a solid 7 feet around and full of life. You would think someone carrying this much ass around would be at least a little embarrassed going out in public, that's not the case with Sarah.

I believe we give a lot of attention to boobs and rightfully so but I think sometimes we forget about the power of the booty. Today we pay tribute with a powerful butt video that will make you cross eyed.

I've seen a lot of trick videos on the internet, but this one might be the most impressive yet.  Watch this dude use his ass to catch a laptop being thrown his way.