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Gordon Ramsey Midget Porn Star Look Alike Found Dead In Badger Den
Gordon Ramsey Midget Porn Star Look Alike Found Dead In Badger Den
Read that headline again.  You might have to do it twice.  But it's true,standing at 3'6", Percy Foster was living the greatest life a midget that kinda looks like Gordon Ramsey has ever lived, banging normal sized chicks and getting paid top dollar to do it.  But all good things must come to an end, and for Percy, they came to end in a badger den.