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Santa Claus Tells Kid To ‘Lay Off Hamburgers and French Fries’ [VIDEO]
Why would a man with a belly like a bowl full of jelly fat shame a 9-year-old? A North Carolina Santa Claus did just that to a 9-year-old boy.
Bullied Girl Suprised By Favorite Band After Her Brother Writes Letter To Santa [VIDEO]
Damn kids can be dicks! When it comes to a child saying he or she is or was bullied, I get emotional. It's easy for an adult to tell a kid that it will get better, but when you are that child being picked on, that is hard to believe. This story is proof that is does indeed get better.
15 Kids Who’d Do Anything To Get Off Santa’s Lap
One of the best parts about the holiday season is when Santa comes to town for a visit. Every single year, he makes his rounds to American shopping malls so little kids (and adults-- we’re guilty) can have an up-close-and-personal gift-begging session with the guy...
Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn’t Exist
Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walkin…
Santa Has a Beard Fail While Descending from Mall Ceiling
In the U.K., Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance.
Publisher Taking Away Santa’s Pipe – Mr. Claus is No Longer A Smoker
As if Christmas isn't a pain in the ass already, now Santa Claus can't even enjoy a smoke? The Publisher of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas', has omitted Santa's pipe from the classic Christmas tale. So much for the most wonderful time of the year!
Santa Vs. Jesus Rap Battle
Okay, I get that we're a rock station, but some beefs can only be settled by a rap battle. Check out Christmas's icons finally decide once and for all, who rules Christmas.
It’s OK To Like Christmas.
I've been kind of disturbed this year with all the Christmas backlash. It seems most guys have put Christmas on the same level as crying in public and watching Glee. And that's something I can't stand for. Here are some tips for making things more manly this holiday …
The Binge Before X-Mas Tonight!!!
The Binge Before X-Mas is tonight at The Machine Shop with Pop Evil, Danko Jones and The Product. Hopefully you got your tickets, only a few left.