Sylvester Stallone

When a structural-security authority finds himself incarcerated in the very prison he helped design, he teams up with an inmate to break out.

'Escape Plan' (previously titled 'The Tomb') feels like a movie we've been waiting 30 years to see: a team-up between action icons Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Technically, the two musclebound actors appeared together in the 'Expendables' films, but that was a glorified cameo on Arnie's part. This one is the real deal. The first poster for this sure-to-be-amazing-even-if-it's-not

Those 'Expendables' are still truckin'; despite being a combined age of 794 (well, roughly), the creaky action heroes are soldiering on toward 'The Expendables 3,' with Sylvester Stallone leading the charge. However, they just might be too old for this, um, stuff. Stallone recently implied that the group will have to bring in new blood to keep going - and no, we don't mean a transfusion - we mean

Despite all the on-again off-again reports in regards to the fifth film installment in the saga of John Rambo, Sylvester Stallone has announced that not only is he ready to put the red headband back on, but he's making a run for the border.

Sylvester Stallone, the man who brought us dynamic characters like John Rambo, Rocky Balboa, and Marion Cobretti, is now officially a senior citizen. He can, however, still kick plenty of ass. Let's take a look back at his most terribilarious movies...