Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

You might want to sit down for this one... The 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' trailer is here, and if you thought that maybe this would allay some of your fears about the Michael Bay-produced remake, we have some sobering news for you. This trailer raises more questions than it answers.

If a plain old pumpkin jack-o-lantern isn't your style, or you've mastered pumpkin carving and are looking for a challenge, perhaps consider making a Krang-o-lantern.

Free Beer brought up the topic of possible human immortality by the year 2045, which led to a lengthy and substantive discourse on the nature of reality and the meaning of human existence. Actually, the guys mostly talked about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ...

If you know anything about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it's that they are teenagers, mutants, ninjas, and turtles.  At least they were until Micheal Bay got his stupid hands all over them.  Check out history, being rewritten.