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Drunken Fruit Ninja Fail
Drunken Fruit Ninja Fail
What do you get when you mix alcohol, a machete, and a watermelon?  That's right, a trip to the hospital.  Apparently, it's a lot tougher to be a ninja when you've been drinking.  This guy makes a simple attempt to slice a watermelon in half and BOOM, instant gusher.  I can't tell whether or not he lost any fingers but whatever he did, it's bleeding like hell.
Classic – Watermelon Backfires and Blasts Woman’s Face [VIDEO]
Classic – Watermelon Backfires and Blasts Woman’s Face [VIDEO]
Remember this video? This is one of my all-time favorite fail videos! A watermelon explodes on impact in this woman's face, all while being a contestant on the tv show The Amazing Race. Her partner is right by her side all along the way with some awesome pep talk, and I quote "right in the kisser, show this knight who's boss". Well, she sure did!