The Sidewinder Police Baton

Outside of the cheesy music and 1980's feel, this thing is badass.  I feel the need to own one of these for the safety of my home.  Also, when my daughter starts dating.  And since I get into so many knife fights and bar brawls, I find this to be a good option for me.  Beats the hell out of mace...you can't snap anyone's femur with mace!