There Seems To Be Some Semen In The Yogurt

Let me start by saying, GROSS!  A grocery store worker is accused of putting some "special sauce" in a yogurt sample he gave to a customer.

Anthony Garcia of Albuquerque, NM put semen into a sample yogurt cup that he then gave to a female shopper.  I am not clear as to how he was found out.  Very possible that the woman detected it in the taste.  Tramp!  Just Kidding!

Garcia was positively identified through DNA testing.  He is facing charges.

This is why I am glad I do not eat grocery store samples.  I do see plenty of people at the sample booths who sometimes seem to be making a meal out of the tiny snacks.

Consider yourself warned.  That Cheese Whiz you are about to sample could actually be Cheese Jizz.