Apparently, there's a serial pooper that can't stop unloading turds in a pool in Macomb Township.

According to the Detroit Free Press, an unidentified individual has been defecating in the Buckingham Woods neighborhood pool, leading to closures and a search to find the culprit.

The association's board president released a statement online on Friday:

"At the present time, we are reviewing attendance logs and recorded video," it said. "Rest assured that we are following published guidelines to restore the pool to a safe and sanitary condition."

They did end up hiring a pool attendant who will remain on-site until the end of the summer.

Who in the hell craps in the pool? A one-time accident is understandable but someone that deliberately "drops the kids off at the pool" on purpose is a disgusting human being.

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