Woman ‘Pregnant’ With 12 Baby Squid

So we have been wrong all along?  Swallowing can cause pregnancy?  Oh boy, this is going to freak out a lot of girls!  So much for 'you are what you eat', how about 'you may give birth to what you eat'!

The Sun is reporting that a 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 squid after eating calamari.  The unidentified woman felt a pain in her mouth after biting into squid.  She immediately spit out the food, but could feel something squirming in her mouth.

Doc's examined the woman and found spermatphores stuck to her mouth, cheeks and gums.  It is basically a bag of sperm.  Like she never had that in her mouth before!