Woman Stabs Ex In The Butt!

Sometimes I may want to kick someone's ass.  I don't think stabbing someone in the ass has ever crossed my mind.

Not the case for a woman in Iowa.  Raquel Millard is facing charges for allegedly stabbing her ex-boyfriend in the butt!

According to Ongo.com/Des Moines Register, Millard was to have no contact with her ex boyfriend, Nolan Woodard.

That did not stop Millard.  She popped up drunk to his apartment claiming she wanted to get some of her things.  Did she keep her things in his ass?  Why did she stab him there?  People are nutty!

There is a lesson here.  After a break up immediately square up on what belongs to you and what belongs to the other person.

I think this happens more often than not.  Not the butt stabbing, but people going to their ex's claiming they "need their stuff", when actually it is just a way to check up on them.

It can end like a bad game of "Clue", It was the crazy ex-girlfriend, in the bathtub with the knife!  Case closed!