Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

I don't know about your place of employment, but we have rules here at the station.  Not many, but a few.

I have worked in this building for 12 years and have heard a lot of weird requests in staff meetings.  However, no one has ever asked where the masturbation room is.  Not even Chris Monroe!

A woman in Brazil has legally won the right to yes, masturbate at work. 

According to Guanabee, Ana Catarian Bezerra of Brazil, suffers from a chemical imbalance that causes anxiety and hyper sexuality.  She claims the only way to conquer the anxiety is by masturbation.

I am not making this up.

Ana (who is an accountant) now has LEGAL PERMISSION to watch porn at work and masturbate when she wants.  Ana says, quote:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

I'll say!

People here bitch about how many times smokers are outside smoking.  Can you imagine if this was allowed?  The complaints! "Hey, there goes Barb...she's doing it again!  How come she gets so many breaks?"

At the station we have a break room, a conference room, a bathroom but no room for this.  I think that is why Chris goes "to lunch" everyday at 12:30.  He says he "eats" at home.  I am sure!