The Mother of All MILFs 2013 — Info and Official Rules
It’s that time of year again so listen up, sexy ladies who’ve had babies. Banana 101.5 and The Men’s Club are once again looking for “The Mother of All MILFs.” This year, we will watch one hot momma walks away with the new iPad and $200 worth of pampering from Summerset Salon Day Spa.
Here’s the deal, we’re looking for the sexiest mother in the area. Voting will start May 3rd at 5pm and will conclude May 10th at 5pm. Here’s a list of what you’ll need to know:
- We will not accept submissions after May 3rd at noon.
- We will need contact info and a picture that spotlights your best “assets,” if you catch our drift. Important tip: The better the picture, the better your chances of winning. We had some very beautiful ladies submit blurry, unclear photos last year and it probably cost them the title of “Mother of All MILFs.”
- You have to be a mother and, yes, you will be required to provide proof should you win.
- Employees of Townsquare Media, as well as employees of our sponsors, are ineligible for “The Mother of All MILFs.” Obviously.
- Shortly after the voting begins, we will gradually eliminate those who are towards the bottom of the field in the voting results. So, in other words, don’t sandbag. Get your friends to vote right away or you might not make it to the end.
- MILF is an acronym for “Mother I’d Like to… uhhh, Fornicate with. Yeah.
- All regular Banana Contest Rules apply as well.
- Each Friends with Benefits member will be allowed one vote per household every 24 hours.
- We reserve the right to disqualify any contestant suspected of cheating.
- The winner must live in the listening area of the Banana.
- The winner will be announced May 10th at The Men’s Club.