Machete

Alcohol + Machete + Watermelon — Guess What Happens
What do you get when you mix alcohol, a machete, and a watermelon?  That's right, a trip to the hospital.  Apparently, it's a lot tougher to be a ninja when you've been drinking.  This guy makes a simple attempt to slice a watermelon in half and BOOM, instant gusher.&nb…
Sofia Vergara to Play a Brothel Madame in ‘Machete Kills’
Sofia Vergara will be adding her acting “assets” to the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel ‘Machete Kills,’ with Danny Trejo returning as the knife-wielding ex-federale who has to try and prevent global war from happening by stopping a terrorist and arms dealer from launching a…
Call Of Duty Black Ops: Call Of The Dead Trailer [VIDEO]
Initially I didn't pick up COD: Black Ops because I was mediocre (at best) at Modern Warfare. Now that I've seen the awesome trailer for all new DLC which includes a zombie campaign inspired by George A. Romero,  I instantly regret not already owning it. Well done Activision…
Tree’s Movie Of The Week
Ok, so I may be a bit late this week and took last week off. What's important is that I'm here now to tell you what DVD to watch this weekend. This week I'm going with a newer movie than usual: MACHETE!