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Robotic Rubber Vagina Gives Birth [VIDEO]

Fantone — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 20:11:52 +0000

Vaginas are pretty awesome, so I’m not surprised that somebody made a robot version of them. I am surprised it’s being used for practicing baby delivery, not practicing baby making. Check out the horrifying video. This is honestly one of the most disturbing videos I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something, because I watch some [...]

Robot Cheetah Sets Speed Record For Legged Robots

Tony LaBrie — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:29:02 +0000

This video is a badass demonstration of a cheetah robot galloping at 18 miles per hour. This is a brand new land speed record for legged robots. The last record was back in 1989 with a speed of 13 miles per hour. I love technology and we are advancing fast.

New Robot Warns When Someone is About to Walk in on You While Masturbating

Tony LaBrie — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 14:06:41 +0000

Finally some technology that we can actually benefit from and just in time for the holidays. There's nothing worse then trying to rub one out when all of a sudden someone walks right in and catches you at that special moment. Well, those days are over! With this new robot software you can leave the door unlocked, fire one off and even clean up after yourself. All this without that awkward moment of coming eye to eye with someone with your junk in your hand.

High Speed Robot Hand [VIDEO]

Fantone — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:00:54 +0000

I’m pretty sure robots are going to take over the planet. Them or zombies. Or maybe aliens. Or maybe Zombie Alien Robots. Regardless, robots now have hands, meaning it’s only a matter of time until someone uses it to masturbate. Honestly, whoever invented this thing only had robo-pounding out on his mind. Or at [...]

Japanese Kissing Machine [VIDEO]

Fantone — Mon, 09 May 2011 23:57:09 +0000

The Japanese aren’t about to let a massive earthquake/tsunami hold them back when it comes to more realistic robot sex. Check out the Japanese Kissing Machine. I’m not surprised by this at all. I’m actually surprised it took them this long to come up with it. Japanese researchers have been developing a “Kissing Machine” to [...]