New Robot Warns When Someone is About to Walk in on You While Masturbating

Finally some technology that we can actually benefit from and just in time for the holidays. There's nothing worse then trying to rub one out when all of a sudden someone walks right in and catches you at that special moment. Well, those days are over! With this new robot software you can leave the door unlocked, fire one off and even clean up after yourself. All this without that awkward moment of coming eye to eye with someone with your junk in your hand.