There's distracted driving, and then there's this guy, who allegedly lost his life as a result of masturbating to porn on his phone while driving in Detroit last weekend.

I used to live in the Detroit area, and have witnessed people doing all kinds of unbelievable things behind the wheel. If I had a dollar for ever woman I've seen doing their makeup while driving on the expressway -- I could retire. Hell, one time I even saw a dude reading the newspaper behind the wheel. Despite their best efforts, those offenders all pale in comparison to this man who lost his life as a result of some extremely distracted driving.

According to FOX 2 News, a man lost his life after rolling his 1996 Toyota on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 in Detroit. Michigan State Police initially said it was a result of the man watching a movie on his phone while driving, but later revealed that it was a pornographic movie, that the victim was found pantless, and was likely masturbating.

The 58-year-old was not wearing a seat belt either, and was ejected through the sunroof of the after losing control... of the vehicle. No other motorists were involved in the crash and the driver was the only victim.

Remember, kids. It's like Jim Morrison said -- "Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel."