The Best Excuse Ever To Go Out For Beers
If your woman is anything like mine, she'll give you the "Okay" to go out and have a few beers with the fellas, then give you a guilt trip when you come at 3 in the morning smelling like a combination of brewery and strippers. An Argentine brewery has a fool proof way to make getting drunk with your buddies seem like a good thing.
The idea is good deeds for beers. And that seems to make sense to me. Think of all the awful things you've done drunk, so at least this would even out the karma of the drunken situation.