Inexperienced Surgeon Leaves Woman With ‘Uni-boob’

I have heard of unitards, unibrows but uniboobs? Not so much. Well until now that is. The Huffington Post is reporting that Dinoara Rodriguez (40), went in to get her boobs done. What she got was a "boob job".  Yep, one giant boob!

I don't really understand all the medical mumbo jumbo, but basically the inexperienced surgeon cut across two pockets of breast tissue (barf), which made the implants touch at the middle creating what looks like a "uniboob".

The victim, Ms. Rodriguez explains, quote:

"My breasts looked really bad. It looked like I had one big breast instead of two. And the pain was terrible."

That can't be good.

Rodriguez goes on to say, quote:

"My biggest mistake is that I didn't check any of her credentials. I found out later that she had done really bad surgeries on some other people too."

I'll say!  My sisters spent more time checking catering credentials for their weddings than this woman did for surgery! If you are planning on going under the knife to improve your chest, I suggest asking for a "BOOBS job", plural!

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