We bring you the roast of Flint, Michigan via ChatGPT.

In comedy, a roast involves making light-hearted, humorous jabs at a person, often with a mix of playful teasing and sincere compliments. It’s important for the person being roasted to have a good sense of humor and not take the jokes to heart.

That being said, buckle up Flint, because here's what AI had to say about you.

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We told the popular AI tool "give me the roast of Flint, Michigan," and here was its response:

Flint, Michigan—where the water might be questionable, but the jokes are definitely crystal clear. It’s the place where the phrase “If you don’t like the weather, just wait five minutes” doesn’t just apply to the seasons but to the water quality too. Flint: proving that you don’t need a crystal ball to see your future, just a good water filter. The town where the slogan “You can’t beat our prices” is a bit too literal when it comes to how low the property values can go. But hey, at least Flint is a resilient place—after all, if you can survive the water, you can survive just about anything.

Ah, yes, water jokes. Real original, robot.

However, the AI tool was right about one thing, the city really is resilient. This article I wrote about Atwood Stadium in Flint is the perfect example.