Ben Worcester
Watch Five Guys Get Shot With 21,000 Paintballs – For Charity [FBHW]
Watch this video of five (unlucky) guys getting pelted with 21,000 paintballs in order to raise awareness about child poverty.
Olympian Breaks His Pole During Vault + Producer Joe’s Stunt Coach [FBHW]
With Producer Joe’s newest stunt looming, the pole vault was another big topic this morning. The guys started off the discussion by watching a video of another great Olympic blooper involving, you guessed it… pole vaulting.
The Guys Discuss the Finer Points of Grooming + the ‘War On Pubes’ [FBHW]
Free Beer opened up an important topic of discussion this morning – pubes. He first noted that there is an actual industry down there and that it’s big business, which surprised everyone in the studio.
The Guys Watch an Ethiopian Eat it Hard in the Steeplechase [FBHW]
The guys got around to watching a video of the first round of the Men’s 3000M Steeplechase from last Friday (Aug. 3). Why were the guys interested in something that happened during one of the least entertaining of all the Olympic events? Because someone got hurt, that’s why.
Ryan Lochte Wants American Burger + Other ‘Lochteisms’ [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane could not get enough of Ryan Lochte trying to answer questions from Twitter fans. In a series of videos on NBC’s Olympics page, the swimming star struggled through his answers, much to the delight of everyone in the studio this morning.
Rich Playboy Jerk Runs Over Cop’s Foot With Ferrari [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane watched a video this morning of a New York City cop who had his foot run over by a Ferrari that belonged to Internet entrepreneur Julien Chabbott, the boyfriend of reality TV star Stephanie Pratt. The incident occurred outside of a SoHo hotel and was captured on film by 17-year old Damian Morys
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The Guys Are Disgusted With Olympic Boxing Judges [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane talked about the controversial boxing match between Japan’s Satoshi Shimizu and Azerbaijan’s Magomed Abdulhamidov, which led to Abdulhamidov winning via decision, despite being knocked down five times in the final round.
Producer Joe Challenged To Beat 90-Year Old Man’s Pole Vault Record [FBHW]
While discussing the Olympics this morning, the guys watched a video of Dr. William Bell, the 90-year old world record holder in the pole vault for his age bracket. We’ll be the first to admit, we had no idea there was even anything close to a 90-year age bracket for pole vaulting.
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Teenage Girl Takes Cops On High Speed Chase Through Two States [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane talked about this ridiculous story out of Tennessee where a teenage girl eluded cops in a high-speed chase for over 40 miles down Interstate 26.
Mysti Potter, the teen’s mother, told the news media that she was “not surprised” after hearing this news. What’s the reas
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The Guys Are Convinced Heath Ledger’s Joker Was Inspired By Tom Waits [FBHW]
Why were Free Beer and Hot Wings studying an old 1979 Australian TV interview with Tom Waits this morning? To determine whether or not Heath Ledger based his Oscar-winning performance as the Joker on it. Of course!
The Guys Defend Cuba Gooding Jr. Over His Trouble With The Law [FBHW]
Free Beer brought up the recent controversy involving Cuba Gooding Jr. and his trouble with the law down in New Orleans, where police say they have an arrest warrant out for the Oscar-winning actor.
In a news release, the police department said that a Bourbon Street bartender claimed that Gooding had pushed her after she asked him to calm down
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Producer Joe Teaches The Guys About Krang + The Ninja Turtles [FBHW]
Free Beer brought up the topic of possible human immortality by the year 2045, which led to a lengthy and substantive discourse on the nature of reality and the meaning of human existence.
Actually, the guys mostly talked about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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