Bacon Scented Perfume
Fargginay has introduced a bacon scented perfume pronounced "bay-cone". Fancy!
Normally I say "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone". Not in this case! "If it smells like bacon, it's for the taken'"!
So basically if you think your girlfriend is a pig, now she can actually smell like one. MMMM Bacon!
Would you wear this? If not, what food would you like to smell like?
Don't say fish.