Baconlube, For Your Personal Eating Pleasure

I don't know one person who does not like bacon.  Bacon goes with everything!  Eggs, beer, pizza or even on a sandwich, you can't go wrong with a strip of bacon.  Now you can even get that bacon sensation between your legs.

A Seattle based company, J&D Foods has perfected Baconlube.  The company's goal is to make everything taste like bacon.  When they say everything, clearly they mean it.  Bacon flavored vagina anyone?  Sounds fishy to me.

The Sun reports that the lube started out as a joke, but once people demanded it J&D took the pig by the ears and got busy!  Only 3000 bottles have been made, and there is a waiting list.  What do you think?  Are you ready to get down on some pork p****y or a ham boner?