Bull Semen Closes Nashville Highway

This sure sounds like a bunch of bull sh** to me, or should I say bull semen?

A Nashville highway was recently closed after canisters containing bull semen fell off of a Greyhound bus. Basically, the bus lost it's load - of bull semen.

Firefighters were not sure at first what the foul smelling canisters contained.  Once the contents were revealed the canisters were cleaned up and the highway re-opened according to Reuters.  Tennessee Department of Transportation spokeswoman B.J. Doughty said, quote:

"It was no different to us than if a mattress fell off a truck."

Okay.  Two things:

1. Did you catch her name was B.J.?
2. You can't swallow a mattress