Case Of The Stolen Stripper Pole

Strippers are always getting stuff stolen.  Those bitches steal each others clothes from each other, child protective services "steal" their kids, and somebody probably stole their virginity when they were 14.  And once again, a stripper is the victim of theft.  Somebody stole her pole.

All the best strippers have a pole at their house.  You can't just get up on stage and expect to be an expert of getting naked.  Plus the kids have a blast on it.  It takes home work to climb to the top of the pole and hang upside down.  Now, one 19 year old stripper won't be able to practice any new moves.  She broke up with her boyfriend in the morning, went to work in the afternoon, and by the time she got home, her bolted in "Dance" pole was gone.  The boyfriend claims innocence.    TCPalm.com ran the original article, quoted

She said the ex-boyfriend told her he went to the store during the time she was at work and that someone entered the home and absconded with the dancing pole, which the report lists as having accessories

What accessories come with a stripper pole?  9 inch high heels and Lysol Wipes?