Hot Chicks

It's appropriate that she's from down under, because her pics make us have strange feelings "down under," if you catch our drift. *winks obnoxiously

We've never been able to describe this level of unbelievable hotness in just two syllables prior to this very moment.

Man, do we want to make a stupid "Joy" pun right now, but we won't. That would be beneath us, and you.

She's really good at not wearing a bra, which is a skill we appreciate.

She's got two first name and two first class... well, you can see for yourself.

This babe is so sexy it almost seems unfair to everyone else. She's on, like, a level of sexy unattainable by most mortals. Luckily, it would appear she doesn't mind sharing said sexiness.

Her last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.

Toro! Toro! Olé!

Over a million people on Instagram see this beautiful babe on the reg. Trust us when we say that you want to be one of those people.

Her name rhymes with "Is she hotta?" In virtually every scenario -- the answer is yes.

Confirmed: Our anaconda definitely wants some.

Today's babe is fresh off the October cover of Playboy... wait, are they still not doing nudes in Playboy? Thanks to social media we don't really need to rely on Playboy for that. Olga Loera has two decades worth of modeling and fashion experience, during which time she's been on the cover of Playboy in multiple countries (Mexico and Venezuela) and been named a two-time Cyber Girl of the Month...