
Dildos Are The New Urns – Your Loved One Can Always Be With You and Inside Of You
Spoiler alert, we are all going to die. Some of us will be plopped in a casket and buried, you may wish to be cremated. I would like to be sent to the taxidermy to be stuffed. What about your ashes being put inside of a dildo? Yep, it can be done!



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