Hell, Michigan Is For Sale – Yes, Really

Hell has not frozen over, but it is for sale. That's right - Hell, Michigan, is officially on the market.

It turns out you can actually put a price tag on Hell - or at least on a piece of property called 'Hell'. The listing, which has been getting a lot of attention online, is priced at $625,000 and comes with all the odd novelty and attention you would expect.

I’m embarrassed to admit I’ve never been to Hell, which is near Pinckney. It’s long been a popular tourist attraction for people across Michigan and beyond.

Smitty’s Hell Saloon and Screams Souvenirs from Hell & The Creamatory are definite hot spots in Hell.

Read More: 5 Things You Can Do In Hell, Michigan

The official real estate listing gives the following location description,

Positioned along Patterson Lake Road in Putnam Township, the property offers convenient access to M-36 and surrounding communities including Pinckney, Dexter, and Hamburg.

The site sits within close proximity to the widely recognized Hell, Michigan destination, drawing consistent traffic from tourists and outdoor enthusiasts. Its setting among lakes, campgrounds, and trail systems creates a unique opportunity for businesses that benefit from visibility, character, and recreational proximity.

 

This seems like a great opportunity for someone who, first and foremost, loves Hell and sees the beauty, charm, and uniqueness of the place.

There are a few words you don’t traditionally use when describing Hell - unless it’s Hell, Michigan, of course.

If you decide to purchase Hell, let me know - and I will write one hell of a story about you, too.