Man Smuggles Gun Into Jail Via His Butt

Most of us are familiar with the phrase "Nobody put a gun to your head".  Well how about, "Nobody put a gun up your butt"?

Or maybe you have asked someone who was in a bad mood, "Hey, what's up your butt?".  I doubt anyone replied, "a gun".  Until this ass clown.

North Carolina authorities believe Michael Leon Ward smuggled a .38 barrel revolver into jail through his a-hole.  Apparently Ward was cavity searched and the weapon was not found inside of him.

According to The Smoking Gun, Ward summoned cops to his cell claiming someone was trying to kill him.  He also said he found the gun in his bunk and tossed it in the toilet.  I totally believe the gun was found in the toilet, but I am sure it "wasn't tossed in there".  I am guessing it fell in there via his butt.

The gun was not loaded, but his butt sure was!  Authorities claim they found a tennis racket, a trombone and a whistle up there too.   Not really!