Michigan Couple’s Threesome Redefines “Slinging the Beef”

We’ve heard of slinging the beef, but this is ridiculous. A Michigan couple’s recent threesome turned into a heated hamburger hurling affair after the husband found out that the second pecker was knocking boots with his wife behind his back.

Earlier this month, Martin Miller and his wife, Daniela, invited a homeless man, Michael Chaney, that had been living with them for about a week to engage in a ménage a trois. However, little did Mr. Miller know, but Chaney had already been dipping his wick in the misses for several days before the couple’s invitation.

Reports indicate that following the threesome, Mr. Martin became jealous because his wife began giving more attention to Chaney. It was later discovered the two had been getting it on in secret.

On the night of the incident, Chaney was in the kitchen cooking some ground beef while Mr. Miller hung out with his wife who was taking a bath. Chaney came into the bathroom on two separate occasions to have the couple taste his meat, but Mr. Miller tossed it in the bathtub each time – a fight ensued.

It appears a homeless, burger cooking home wrecker is no match for a jealous husband. Mr. Miller attacked Chaney and choked him out until he was unconscious. In a police report, Miller said “I am a Marine. When someone challenges me I go into kill mode."

Mr. Miller has been charged with assault by strangulation, a felony that carries a prison sentence of 10 years.