Nasa’s Engineers Will Make Your Pumpkin Look Like a Big Turd [VIDEO]

I'm the first to admit that every time I carve pumpkins for Halloween, they always turn out looking like crap.

Well, thanks to Nasa engineers, my crap pumpkins look a whole lot crappier.

For the fifth year straight the'ye held a pumpkin carving contest that's extremely out of this world (my attempt at humor). Their rules are simple: Pick out your pumpkin the day before the contest, take measurements and then you get one hour to impress the hell out of your peers.