Plea Reached In Sex Toy Assault

Attacking a police officer is never a good idea.  Attacking an officer of the law with a sex toy is an even worse idea.

Last year Chicago resident Carolee Bildsten was taken into custody after she hit a cop with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device".  The incident occurred in her apartment after she was accused of "dining and dashing" at Joe's Crab Shack!  Sex toys, crabs, hilarious!

Luckily for Bildsten the charges are being dropped because she agreed to enter a drug rehab clinic.