President Trump Reveals the Real Words to the National Anthem [VIDEO]
Fresh off of his victory in the War On Christmas, President Trump defied the haters again to show us that the National Anthem as we know it is fake news.
There are a lot of dark secrets that are bestowed upon presidents after they're sworn in. Most of us normies will live our entire lives not knowing that the moon landing was staged, the Earth is flat, global warming is a hoax invented by the Chinese, Tupac's death was a false flag, or that the Roswell aliens and Ted Cruz's dad assassinated JFK. Sad!
Luckily for us, we have a guy that's "like, really smart" and a "very stable genius" to protect us from these dangerous truths. That man is President Donald J. Trump. While he'll probably be taking the Earth-shattering secrets like "Guy Fieri did 9/11" and what "covfefe" means to the grave with him, Trump stunned everyone by revealing the real lyrics to the National Anthem this week.
It now makes so much sense that he's pissed about NFL players dissing our country's theme music. He knows what former Secretary of the Treasure Nicolas Cage had to go through to find those real lyrics, and it was burning him up inside not telling us that the National Anthem is fake news. Well, the other day, in a stunning display of patriotism, our president gifted us with the truth.
No longer will the true beauty of the National Anthem be reserved for the elites. Donald Trump has given the anthem back to the people, where it belongs. Thank you, Mr. President.