In a recent MTV interview Sammy Hagar claimed to have been abducted by aliens.  Beep...beep...be-beep.....No joke, the "Red Rocker" claims he was downloaded or uploaded. Maybe he was the first computer....just in a human form?

Hagar said, quote:

“It was real. (Aliens) were plugged into me. It was a download situation.”

“This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, ‘F___, they downloaded something into me!’ Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment. ‘See what this guy knows.’

Is this what happens to you if you replace Diamond David Lee Roth?

Hagar goes on to say, quote:

"I’m pretty sure it was a wireless situation," says Hagar. “Either a download or upload. They were tapped into my brain and the knowledge was transferred back and forth. I could see them and everything while it was happening.”

Maybe the beings were looking for "for unlawful carnal knowledge"? (Okay,

"I Was Probed By Aliens"
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that was a weak Van Halen joke).

What do you think?  Too much tequila or OU Belive it 2?

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