Secret Girl Language

We all know that girls speak in code.  This will hopefully help us all out when trying to pick up women at the bar.  All you have to do is combine barn noises with the sounds of the Yeti and you have it!  Let's be honest though, ladies, you can hold off on the animal noises until we get into the bedroom.  We really aren't that interest in the conversation to begin with.  I hope this helps you out guys.