birthday

Maggie is now 40 years and 1 day old!  I decided to do something special and give everyone a look at her hidden talents that she brings to the table everyday.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the awesomeness that is Maggie Meadows.

Today is Maggie's 40th birthday.  So here is a list of fun facts about good old 1973.  Did we mention she turned 40 today?  Yep, 40.  That's four zero. Smack dab in the middle of 39 and 41. Ha!

Plenty of kids make cards for their parents birthdays. The fact that a child sat down to make a card for you is usually enough. Not any more. It is time to step it up, lose the markers, crayons and construction paper and break out the video camera.

This is one of those pranks where you don't even think about something going wrong but that's usually when it happens. Surprise, you have no eyebrows!

Well, I definitely had an awesome birthday weekend.  Tony, Maggie, and my girlfriend Heather got together to throw me a surprise party yesterday.  I'm pretty good about finding things like that out before they happen but this was the first time that I've had a surprise party that was really a surprise.  Well done guys, well done!  Check out the pictures after the jump!

It may seem like I don't like Chris Monroe. Believe it or not, I love the guy.  Today is Chrissy's 29th birthday.  I stopped by Chris's place this morning with presents and birthday wishes.  Let's just say I should of called first.  See for yourself after the jump.

My birthday is right around the corner so I thought I'd get my wish list out in time enough for you to shop. I will be the ripe old age of 29 on Saturday. Granted, I'm not nearly as old as Maggie and Tony, but I'm feeling it. So without a...

This guy was stationed in Afghanistan but tried to make it home to be with his son on his birthday, he showed up a couple days late dressed up like Captain America. This kid was so happy that Captain America was there to see him. Once he found out it was his dad, he was kind of in shock. I'm not gonna lie, I got a little choked up on this one.

Talk about your all time birthday prank fails, this was unexpected by all. This poor girl was just trying to enjoy her 16th birthday with friends and family, when all of a sudden one her friends grabbed her head and slammed it into the cake. A friendly face into the cake turned into a face smash into the wood underneath the cake.

Holler bitches...we found the mother of the year here. Listen to the way this woman talks to her kids, she acts like she's hanging out with her adult friends. This poor kid looks so miserable on his 13th birthday. I don't know why Edgar is so sad though, I mean he did score a bottle of tequila on his special day. Cheer up kid, it's only gonna get worse.

There are a lot of things I wouldn't want a face of. Fire probably tops that list. Check out what happened to this poor sap when he tries to blow out his birthday candles.

It is customary on your birthday to blow out the same number of birthday candles as your age. It is not a good idea to attempt to drink your age in beers as one ass clown in Florida recently did.