Brazil

Christ on a cracker you can find anything on the internet. It is a good thing this incident was recorded, because if someone just told me this story with no visual proof - I would not believe it. Watch as a crab at restaurant in Brazil, appears to be fighting for its life with a knife! Clearly this bitch is nobody's crab cake!

I am so claustrophobic that the thought of being buried alive is pure hell. A woman in Brazil was visiting her families tomb at a cemetery in Brazil when she heard some weird noises and actually saw dirt moving on a grave. Can you imagine?

This week X Games Brazil kicks off, so to warm up for it I figured we should set you up with a video of Miss Reef 2013. This marks the fourth installment of a five-year series shot entirely in Latin America and I have to say it looks bootyful.

I am familiar with the expression 'tit for tat', but 'tit for calves', not so much. Sabrina Boing Boing, a Brazilian model, recently caused a commotion when she posted pictures of herself on Instagram breastfeeding calves.

If you like butts and you can not lie, this contest is for you! Let me introduce you to the winner of Brazil's Miss Bum Bum 2012, Carine Felizardo. Apparently she has the best buns in Brazil!

Additional proof that everything has a price. Brazilian student, Catarina Migliorini, 20, auctioned off her virginity for $780,000. Before you judge, Catarina plans on using the money to build homes for the poor. 'Prostitution for the Poor,' that is catchy!

While we waste our time in America watching Glee and American Idol, the people of Brazil are using television for what it was invented for.  Hot chicks playing sports in bikinis and bubbles.

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!  Zombie Apocalypse coming up at 11.