masturbate

Cory D. Peterson of Bay City was sentenced to two years probation for masturbating not once but twice in a McDonald's drive thru. When a McDonald's employee tells you to 'come again', that is NOT what they mean.

I've always heard that masturbating is good for you.  It helps you last longer, it puts you in a better mood, and men who ejaculate at least 5 times a week have a 30% less chance of developing prostate cancer.  But, apparently, masturbating 42 times is a row is enough to kill you.

A Michigan man put on quite a show outside the Muskegon County Jail for his girlfriend and her fellow inmates. Terry Glen Doxey, 47, actually sat in his car jacking off with the interior light on so the girls could see him. I am not sure if this is true love or truly ridiculous. I think I will go with riDICKulous!