Theft

If you visited the McDonald's on Holland Road in Buena Vista Township in the last month, be sure to check your credit and debit card statements.

Obviously, the biggest question in this story is whether or not his parents really loved him or really hated him when giving him that name.

Sometime between August 5th and August 12th a home in Durand was broken into. The thieves made of with three shotguns, five rifles, two handguns, a crossbow, surround system, DVD player and a TV.

Over the weekend, two douche bags in Bay City decided to break into a vending machine at a rest stop. The two jerks broke into the machines early on October 22nd and it's not known how much they got away with. The rest area is just off I-75 in Northern Bay County.

This has to be the dumbest criminal I've seen in a long time. While browsing the shelves, this guy finds something that he wants. After grabbing the item, the moron looks around and then starts shoving the item in his bag. Obviously he didn't look hard enough because the shopkeeper was watching him the whole time.

Alright Flint, time to keep your eyes open. My buddy Sam, of Atlas Outdoors, was robbed and vandalized last night. You can see for yourself in the pictures of what these a-holes did to his equipment and property. The jerks even stole a truck with four mowers inside.

In the criminal world, you would think that "bagsnatching" is the easiest thing to do.  Just grab the back and run.  This just goes to show that you can't fix stupid.  Enjoy!

This TSA agent totally gets busted stealing an IPad on camera, they track the IPad to his house and he still denies it. As a matter of fact, this dude throws his wife under the bus and blames it all on her. It's pretty sad that this kind of crap happens all the time.

Someone must have been hard up for pleasure, at least one person was in Illinois. A Galesburg, Ill. woman came back to her apartment to find $1000 worth of vibrators stolen while other valuables were left untouched -- later the local battery store was 'knocked up' for its AA batteries.

Rachel Martin is a pioneer. We’ve heard of people pulling inside bank jobs. We’ve heard of models getting boob jobs. This is the first time we’ve ever heard of an aspiring model pulling an inside bank job so that she could get a boob job – we guess it was just a matter of time.

There’s an old saying about how there’s a certain honor among thieves. Maybe that should be amended to “a certain hygiene” among thieves.