Waffle House

New rule - 'No clothes, no service'. A Georgia man was arrested after he attempted to enter a Waffle House restaurant completely naked. It gets creepier, Bashir Rasheed, 36, began touching himself and even pressed his 'sausage' against a window. Ugh.

If there is one thing that grosses me out, it is finding hair in my food. Ugh. Some diners at a Waffle House in Arkansas feel the same way I do. Not only did a customer get hair in his food, he and his buddy saw employees doing their hair in the restaurant kitchen.

Most of us have witnessed a-holes in restaurants. I have been seated near loud people, I have watched idiots talk down to their children, the list goes on and on. Thankfully I have never witnessed a man berating a woman. A veteran recently saw just that at a Waffle House and it was captured on video.

People getting busted for sex in parking lots is actually quite common. However, being so drunk that you try to put a cheeseburger on your foot after being busted for public sex is not. Would that be considered fast foot wear?

So as we all know there are rules if you're going to play an April fools prank. Well somewhere along the way this lady, Susan Tinker, must have forgotten that one of, if not the most important rules of April fools pranking is , Never get the cops involved.