Remember the President's Fitness Challenge that Arnold Schwarzenegger used to push on grade-schoolers back in the day? Well think of my challenge as the same thing, except for alcoholics. See if you got what it takes to hang with the big boys here.

I've made sacrifices and I've paid my dues, now all the blood, sweat and tears time I've spent learning to do activities that are easily accomplished while holding a beer has put me in the upper echelon of casual leisure sport non-professional athletes.

Okay, so maybe I'm not the best at all of these... but in a triathlon style tourney comprised of any of these events, I'm a formidable opponent. I really just wanted to brag about how much ass I kicked this weekend. Then again, I also wanted to say that I'm better than you. Nanana booboo, stick your head in doo doo.

Seriously though, I've documented some of my superiority at several low impact games of skill and leisure sports alike and came up with a list of challenges for you. If you can achieve all of these tasks, you are a winner and all the spoils of knowing that you're better than most people at stuff is its own reward. Good luck and let us know how you do.


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