When you're looking for a used car, you're looking for something reliable, affordable, and something sold to you from a Cuban gynecologist.  Yeah, that's right, a dude who used to fix vaginas in communist Cuba wants to sell you a car.

First of all, I wanna make sure you know that I think you should buy a car from the fine Lasco Family Of Dealerships.  Or I guess if you're in the area, maybe you should buy one from this dude.  I really hope this is an actual commercial, not some stupid internet video.