Whoopi Goldberg kinda grosses me out, even more so when she's ripping ass on tv. The good news is that I'm still pretty sure that chicks don't fart, because I'm pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is a man.


First of all, I can't believe that The View is still on.  Why is anyone watching a show that features 4 self righteous women squawking their opinion like they are experts of everything?  If I wanted to hear from women who disagree on everything, yet piss me off equally, I would conference call my girlfriend and mother.