God, old people are awful drivers.  Not only are their reactions slowed down, but they can't see, they think GPS is magic, and for some reason they all drive these giant boat/tank 1982 death traps.  Check out Old Man Winter driving the wrong way on the freeway.

Old people freak me out.  They smell funny, they wake up too early, and they are merchants of death behind the wheel.  Once you turn 60, you should have to take your driving test over every year until you die.

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