If you grew up in the 1980s, chances are you know how the first level of Super Mario Bros. is played. That first level is etched into the heads of every video gamer, whether you played it on the original NES or not. Now imagine how that first level would have played out had it been martial arts legend Chuck Norris in the game, instead of the Italian plumber we all know and love.
Sylvester Stallone revitalized the spirit of 80's action films with the first star-studded outing of 'The Expendables'. The sequel promises to be the single greatest action film of all-time, and I was saying that before the two latest additions to the cast: Chuck Norris and John Travolta.
In a recent study conducted by Slate Magazine superhuman ass-kicker Chuck Norris was found to be the worst reviewed actor. In a related story; everyone at Slate magazine was roundhouse kicked to death last night.
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