Pets

Thanks to the internet, I'm becoming more of a pet guy.  I still think they stink and are pits of money and germs, but when they are on youtube, I don't have to worry about any of that crap.  Check out this dog pull a pretty impressive pee.

Pets are kind of stupid, and pet tricks are really stupid. That is unless you train your dog to flash his junk on command, cuz that's pretty hilarious.

I think pets kinda suck.  Talking your dog for a walk seems like more of a hassle than it's worth.  But taking your pet hawk for a fly seems like much more fun.  Check out what some rich dude does with his money.

Two idiot dog owners decided it was not enough for the two of them to be high, they decided to get their dog high too.  These morons are now facing drug charges and an animal cruelty charge.

Sure, Halloween is all about the kiddos. Opening the front door to the neighborhood wee ones (yours or someone else's) dressed in their trick-or-treating finery is a sugar rush unto itself. So what's cuter than your four-year-old dressed as Dorothy? Your fou ...

What’s cuter than a cat named Jumbo Pillow eating pumpkin strips while dressed in a pumpkin costume? Honestly, nothing. But if you don’t believe us, feel free to take a look for yourself.

I do not like pets. They stink, they're filthy, and they serve no purpose. That is unless you have a dog that gets you a beer. Cuz that's just effin awesome. Watch the coolest dog in the world do just that.

I don't want you thinking I'm a "Pet Guy". I'm actually grossed out by the idea of living with animals.  But even I'm impressed with this cat.

If you like me and a big Star Wars geek (go figure, the web guy a geek,) then you wish might wish that you could have an At-At as a pet like in this video. Don't miss Jaba the Poo @ 0:42!