Since Mid-Michigan's first big snowstorm decided to drop the day before 'The Last Jedi,' I decided to illustrate my feels about driving in this mess with GIFs.

Driving to work in this kind of snow is one thing, and depending on the nature of your job or how much vacation time you have left -- you might not even have to do it. On the other hand, there are no sick days for 'The Last Jedi.' For some of us, seeing it on opening night for the first showing is the only hope we have at avoiding spoilers.

Unfortunately, we foolishly bought tickets for the fancy recliner-having, beer-serving theater that's 30 minutes away, which is now probably an hour away. Since the prospect of an hour-long drive in questionable road conditions with a bunch of non-driving ass, "We've never seen snow before," Michiganders that magically appear after the first snowfall is mentally exhausting at this moment -- I decided to portray my struggle via GIF.

This one goes out to everybody that woke up this morning and died a little bit on the inside when they realized they had to drive to work in this s--t. We feel you.

Pretending You Don't Hear Your Alarm

snooze

 

Trying to Get Up

walker

 

Looking Out the Window Like

goggles

Going Through All the Stages of Grief in 1 Minute


 

Denial

giphy (1)

 

Anger

Anger

 

Bargaining

shouldn't

 

Depression

snow sand

 

Acceptance

Do it

 

Stepping Outside

step outside

 

Scraping Your Windshield

scraping windows

 

Getting in the Driver Seat

doing this

 

Taking That Breath Before Throwing It in Drive

messy

 

Pulling Out of the Driveway

bad feeling

 

Sliding to That First Stop

stop light

 

Driving by the First Person in a Ditch and Saying "Dumbass"

drive by

 

Realizing It's All Good

han all goof

 

Remember That Time We Saw Some Crazy Stuff in the Snow?

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